My first ever blog

I'm just going to cut the crap with my imaginary pair of shit shears and say "hey, this is my first blog". I'm not really sure which direction to go with this because I don't even read blogs or any of that. So long average, incompetent, awkward Matthew. Hello not so average, less incompetent, and still awkward Matthew.

Progress is progress, but I digress.

Advice is appreciated.